Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
(Source: katato, via fandomsmaketheworldbetter)
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
THIS IS WHY YOU BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST. YOU GET TO FIND NEAT SHIT IN THE OCEAN AND GIVE IT UTTERLY BATSHIT INSANE NAMES.
"PIG BUTT WORM"
"PING-PONG TREE SPONGE"
"PIMPLE OF THE UNDER WORLD"
DEEP SEA CRITTER NAMES ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER
(Source: iraffiruse, via jesus-booty-call)
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A